my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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