Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
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How many fucks given?
0.12846
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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