The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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