Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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