I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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