Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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