This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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