what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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