but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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