Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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