Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
now i know why i became what i already was.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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