I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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