in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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