I must be too annoying 4 u.
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
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...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
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The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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