how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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