I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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