Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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