I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You are the jesus of drinking
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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