Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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