he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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