I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Couch. On fire.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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