What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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