it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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