I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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