Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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