I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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