Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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