Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
A bitchslap is in order.
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