Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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