May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
