Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It's shark week go big or go home
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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