these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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