She announced her abortion via fbk
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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