She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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