The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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