So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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