He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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