Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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