so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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