I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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