We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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