When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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