Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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