I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize
