Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
you would pick up someone in the library
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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