are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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