I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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