I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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