im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
The air was thick with penises
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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