Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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