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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go

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  You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf

  (734): View more from Michigan

  They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense

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• (805): View more from California

  who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  i'm home, then i'll come over

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  ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  nvm.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else

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• (210): View more from Texas

  he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick

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• (518): View more from New York

  I can feel the alcohol in my calves

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's almost as awesome as vicodin.

  (513): View more from Ohio

  Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.

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