as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
bring money and cleavage
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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