I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I need a burrito and a hug.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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