Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Randomize
