Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize